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Out of the gym?

Jonathan Isaac to the Spurs? Let’s be real—your injury history is trending harder than his shooting percentage.

Bayesian models say he’s more likely to miss games than show up. And Wemby’s dunk radius already covers half the court—adding Isaac would be like trying to fit two unicorns in one stable.

$17M for a player who might not play? Our Monte Carlo sims say only 29% chance of positive WAR—basically gambling on medical miracles.

You first, Jon. Prove you can stay healthy.

You guys think this trade makes sense? Comment below—let’s see if anyone’s got more faith than my predictive algorithm.