Dort’s 2.2? More like Dort’s Disaster.

We’re talking stats so bad they made my regression model cry.

• 1-for-5? Cute.
• -28 P/M? That’s not defense—that’s statistical war crime.

The foul? A physics experiment gone wrong. My injury predictor said 87% chance of ankle trauma… and I’m still shocked he didn’t break gravity.

Fans went nuclear not just for Ja—but because the Thunder won despite him. Classic Moneyball irony: the data says “no,” but the crowd says “why even try?”

Russ had nostalgia; Dort had zero buffers.

So yeah—NBA’s worst performance? Maybe not statistically, but definitely emotionally.

You feel me?

Drop your worst playoff meltdown below—let’s rank them together! 🏀💥