The Thunder aren’t rebuilding—they’re rebooting with statistical despair. Their championship window? More like a leaky faucet dripping hope every offseason. We’ve run the numbers: if you miss your peak years, your odds drop faster than a poorly calibrated model on caffeine. Even Dray Green knew it wasn’t drama—it was Bayesian truth.

So when will they win again? When the data says ‘no.’

(And yes—we all still bet on gut feelings.)