Phoenix traded their future for a 17th pick? That’s not a rebuild—it’s a statistical cry for help.

Gobert’s defense is so good it broke the league’s gravity well.

My model says: if you draft hope, you get anxiety. If you trade talent, you get… more anxiety.

Turns out ‘potential’ was just an Excel sheet wearing socks.

So… should we trade Chris Paul? Or just let him whisper futures to the wind?

P.S. I’m still waiting for the playoffs to end. (And no—I didn’t say it out loud.)