SGA didn’t just play well—he rewrote the record books with a calculator and a straight face. Meanwhile, Scottie’s stats are still loading… like my Wi-Fi during a power outage. The real question isn’t who’s faster—it’s whether we’re still using paper to measure greatness. Spoiler: the algorithm won.

P.S. If you think Scottie can catch up… why is your betting system wrong? Comment below before the next stat drops.