The $10 Billion Lakers Sale Myth: Breaking Down the Real Numbers Behind the Headlines

The $10 Billion Lakers Sale Myth: A Data-Driven Reality Check
Valuation Theater vs. Actual Cash Flow
When headlines screamed “Lakers sell for $10 billion,” my Spidey-sense tingled like LeBron spotting a defensive mismatch. As someone who builds financial models for breakfast, I knew we were witnessing valuation inflation worthy of a crypto bro’s pitch deck.
The Naked Math Behind the Deal
- Actual Transaction: 58% stake sold for \(5.8 billion (not \)10B)
- Retained Equity: Buss family keeps 15% (they previously held only 73% after 2021’s 27% sale)
- Repeat Buyer: Same investment group from the 2021 partial acquisition
The $10B figure? That’s the enterprise valuation - essentially what you’d pay for 100% ownership at current multiples. It’s like valuing your house based on Zillow estimates while actually selling just the garage.
Why This Financial Jiu-Jitsu Matters
- Media Literacy Test: Most outlets ran with sexier round numbers over precise reporting
- NBA Economics Lesson: Franchise values are ballooning faster than Victor Wembanyama’s wingspan (see Warriors’ $7B valuation)
- Future Implications: Partial sales allow owners to cash out without losing control - expect more of these “stealth exits”
My model shows Lakers’ value grew ~24% annually since the Jeanie Buss era began in 2013. At this rate, that remaining 15% could buy Rhode Island by 2030.
Data doesn’t lie - but headlines often do. Next time you see eye-popping sports biz numbers, remember: always check what percentage changed hands.
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Hot comment (1)

Почему именно 5.8?
Вот такая у нас “миллиардная” история: \(10 млрд — это как оценка дома по Zillow, а реально продали только гараж за \)5.8 млрд.
Математика по-русски
Команда Бассов сохранила 15% — значит, не продавали всю лавку, просто сделали «тайный выход» в стиле советской экономики: сначала продали часть акций в 2021 году, теперь снова — тот же инвестгрупп.
Аналитика от бывшего математика
По моей модели рост стоимости Лейкерс с 2013 года — почти 24% в год. К 2030 году этот остаток в 15% может купить Род-Айленд… или хотя бы магазин на Невском.
Данные не врут — но заголовки часто пьют.
Вы что думали: $10 млрд? Ага, как будто у нас тут Леброн купил дом за деньги из будущего.
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